THERE are only three things guaranteed in life: taxes, death and a need for football statistics. Craig Anderson cuts through the bias to bring you the very best of the weekend’s lower league action. Open wide for some soccer!
WHAM! Yer man Craig Anderson’s back to slap you across the face with a briefcase full of match preview statistics quicker than Rangers directors can sell their shares. That’s right, we went there…
WITH his first column of 2014, Craig Anderson flies out of the cage to pounce on to us with a selection of statistics relevant to this weekend’s lower league fixtures. This is one article you DON’T want to miss!
“HERE ye, here ye!” shouted the town crier. The locals gathered round. “Mr Craig Anderson returns with another barrel full of stats!” The locals smiled, some even yelped in cheer. They were pleased.
“I HAVE a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a fox!” Such is they type of quote we imagine our resident statistician Craig Anderson recites to himself when compiling his weekly column. Click on to read the latest edition.
IN a post-Mandela world, our attempt at continuing to lose a sense of perspective involves indulging ourselves on the return of Craig Anderson’s stats column. Please, take a minute’s silence to remember the great man, then tuck in.