In the past, your Uncle Partizan has been described as a "perverse old buzzard". When the mysterious misanthrope casts his beady eye across Scottish football, no-one is safe.

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The SFL Week Four Round-up

EVERYONE’S favourite old bird “Partizan” returns to offer up his withering thoughts on another week of SFL action. We’ve never met him, but we’ve been told he is a hoarder and lives in a horrid “Life of Grime” style cottage somewhere.


The SFL Week One Round-up

AFTER the first week of the SFL kicked off on Saturday, the glowering “Partizan” offers us a withering analysis of the first round of matches. Put the children to bed and fetch the whisky from the cellar, your Uncle “Partizan” is in town.