WITH Dundee on a seemingly even keel (on the pitch, at least), our man LiamDFC returns to cast an eye over the team’s progress through the season’s opening quarter in gloriously deranged detail.

IN the first of a periodical review of the habitually bizarre goings on at Dens Park, LiamDFC chronicles the latest news of Nelmsy’s takeover and gives a hint of what lies ahead, in lovingly colourful detail.