July, 2012

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Five Things We Learned from the Ramsdens Cup

IF you read a London broadsheet known for its liberal and left-leaning stance, then you might be familiar with this concept. We looked at the five key moments from the first round of the Ramsdens Cup: should Rangers expect more, like Dickens’s Oliver? Are Partick Thistle like the T-1000? And have Annan gone all tiki-taka?


The Ramsdens Cup First Round Review

THIS comprehensive round-up of the weekend’s Ramsdens Cup action comes from the skewed pen of “Partizan”, a mysterious and charasmatic young writer. Imagine a cross between David Foster Wallace and Colonel Kurtz, with the looks of Harry from One Direction.

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Young Guns and Dick Campbell Go For It!

IMAGINE a cross between a lion-tamer, a stunt man, and James Bond. Multiply it by two, divide it by the number you first thought of, and you’re still nowhere close enough to comprehending how exciting the Second Division is. This is the guide to the most competitive league in the country.


I Am Son of Gamblor: An Introduction

HAVE you ever walked in a bookmakers, filled in a piece of paper with some numbers and letters and handed it in at the cashier, only for them to sneer and jeer you for your lack of gambling acumen? If you’ve answered yes, then David Copeland’s diary is for you.